Euge! Yay! I’ve just heard I won the Hadrian’s Wall Twitter Writing Competition! This is very timely because I'm just in the middle of writing a spin-off of my Roman Mysteries series, a YA novel called Brother of Jackals where the main character grows up in Vindolanda (near Hadrian's Wall).
The competition was part of a promotion by Hadrian's Wall Heritage Ltd to publicise The Living Frontier, a series of dramatic re-enactment events during the spring half term holiday of 2009. The challenge was to tweet about Hadrian’s Wall in 140 characters or less.
I immediately thought of W.H.Auden’s delightful poem, Roman Wall Blues.
Roman Wall Blues
Over the heather the wet wind blows,
I've lice in my tunic and a cold in my nose.
The rain comes pattering out of the sky,
I'm a Wall soldier, I don't know why.
The mist creeps over the hard grey stone,
My girl's in Tungria; I sleep alone.
Aulus goes hanging around her place,
I don't like his manners, I don't like his face.
Piso's a Christian, he worships a fish;
There'd be no kissing if he had his wish.
She gave me a ring but I diced it away;
I want my girl and I want my pay.
When I'm a veteran with only one eye
I shall do nothing but look at the sky.
W. H. Auden
So here was my TWEET (With apologies to Auden) in exactly 140 characters:
Mater: Finally @ Hadrians Wall. Lice in tunic. Cold in nose. Rainy, cold, grey. Nice local girls; bunkmate Piso worships a fish. Send socks.
The last is a reference to the famous Vindolanda tablets wherein a chilly-toed legionary begs his mum for socks.
My prize is a funky Roman iPod nano. Those clever Romans! Gratias ago (thanks) to the competition organisers.

I visited Hadrian's Wall for the first time last year, courtesy of Cogito Books. Must go back to watch some re-enactment events soon! You should, too!
P.S. You can 'tweet' me at http://twitter.com/CarolineLawrenc
P.P.S. Tweet Hadrian at http://twitter.com/EmperorHadrian
The competition was part of a promotion by Hadrian's Wall Heritage Ltd to publicise The Living Frontier, a series of dramatic re-enactment events during the spring half term holiday of 2009. The challenge was to tweet about Hadrian’s Wall in 140 characters or less.

Roman Wall Blues
Over the heather the wet wind blows,
I've lice in my tunic and a cold in my nose.
The rain comes pattering out of the sky,
I'm a Wall soldier, I don't know why.
The mist creeps over the hard grey stone,
My girl's in Tungria; I sleep alone.
Aulus goes hanging around her place,
I don't like his manners, I don't like his face.
Piso's a Christian, he worships a fish;
There'd be no kissing if he had his wish.
She gave me a ring but I diced it away;
I want my girl and I want my pay.
When I'm a veteran with only one eye
I shall do nothing but look at the sky.
W. H. Auden
So here was my TWEET (With apologies to Auden) in exactly 140 characters:
Mater: Finally @ Hadrians Wall. Lice in tunic. Cold in nose. Rainy, cold, grey. Nice local girls; bunkmate Piso worships a fish. Send socks.
The last is a reference to the famous Vindolanda tablets wherein a chilly-toed legionary begs his mum for socks.
My prize is a funky Roman iPod nano. Those clever Romans! Gratias ago (thanks) to the competition organisers.

I visited Hadrian's Wall for the first time last year, courtesy of Cogito Books. Must go back to watch some re-enactment events soon! You should, too!
P.S. You can 'tweet' me at http://twitter.com/CarolineLawrenc
P.P.S. Tweet Hadrian at http://twitter.com/EmperorHadrian
What does a funky Roman iPod Nano look like?
ReplyDeleteCongratulations!
I don't know. I never got it! :-(
DeleteThanks for the good wishes, Eternally Cool!
ReplyDeleteI'll send you a jpeg of the Roman iPod when it arrives! :-)